Twitter-Pated

it seems like everywhere and anywhere I turn, TWITTER!

Whether it's hearing about it, reading about it, or just the twitter bird swooping by; you cant get away from it.  

AND the words that people are creating for it.  Tweeps, twiends, twibes, tweets....  i can't decide whether i'm listening to tweety bird finatics... or three year olds.  Either way, these people are all "TWITS"!   (and just like that, i'm on the twit-wagon)

As if that weren't bad enough, now people are getting into the fact that you can "twit" right from their phone.  

Officer:  "so how did this happen" all grumpy like

perp:  "I don't know.  One second, I'm sending a "tweet" out to all my "tweeps"; the next, I'm slamming on the breaks spinning out of control."  

Officer:  "liscense and registration"

perp:  "one sec, have to twit to my tweeps, let them know that i'm fine.  Just a few twitches and twinges. "   

i tot i taw a pooty tat....  I DID, I DID TAW A POOTY TAT!!

In conclusion.... I'll stick with my emails, and this new contraption called a BLOG.   Still not sure what I even think about that, but hey... i'm addapting.