Twitter-Pated

it seems like everywhere and anywhere I turn, TWITTER!

Whether it's hearing about it, reading about it, or just the twitter bird swooping by; you cant get away from it.  

AND the words that people are creating for it.  Tweeps, twiends, twibes, tweets....  i can't decide whether i'm listening to tweety bird finatics... or three year olds.  Either way, these people are all "TWITS"!   (and just like that, i'm on the twit-wagon)

As if that weren't bad enough, now people are getting into the fact that you can "twit" right from their phone.  

Officer:  "so how did this happen" all grumpy like

perp:  "I don't know.  One second, I'm sending a "tweet" out to all my "tweeps"; the next, I'm slamming on the breaks spinning out of control."  

Officer:  "liscense and registration"

perp:  "one sec, have to twit to my tweeps, let them know that i'm fine.  Just a few twitches and twinges. "   

i tot i taw a pooty tat....  I DID, I DID TAW A POOTY TAT!!

In conclusion.... I'll stick with my emails, and this new contraption called a BLOG.   Still not sure what I even think about that, but hey... i'm addapting.

Pushy People

I've been informed that only updating a blog twice a year just doesn't cut it. So, I figured i'd come in and let ALL my millions of faithful followers (2) see that i'm not quite as lazy as i pretend to be. Besides, it's not ALL laziness. Alot of it has to do with i don't really have anything to blog about. i guess i could drone on and on about my personal life, but i don't think many could appreciate it. seeing's how i'm attached to the hip with my wooget. she was nice enough to share her soul with me, seeings how i didn't get one. Isn't she just a sweety!!!! . . . . . see?? that's just what it would be like. on and on. NO, seriously, i could go on like that for days. But i won't. That would take time, alot of it. i WILL say that we tried a threesome, tho. That was cool. but that's it, i won't say another word. I might post again before my 3 month quota, we got some new pictures from halloween of us dressed up. i might share them, if i can ever remember to find them. Wonder if she'd share her brain.... guess it couldn't hurt to ask. Oh what a terrifying thought. Better not.

well, that's it for now. see you next month!!!

Meeting GUS

My Wooget and I went camping over the weekend, and ended up in the campgrounds in between the upper and lower reservoirs in Enterprise.



Now when you go camping/hiking/picnicking or anything in a place like this, you expect to see SOME kind of wildlife (alive, dead, and sometimes both). After a couple of different types, we ended up keeping a list. On the way in, we saw that a baby deer had been trying to hitch hike, but got a little to close to on-coming traffic. Later, we saw a few different animals trying to make sure that he was ok. First guy just kept poking at him, not saying a thing:

The second, a female, we weren't able to get a picture of. She was a seemingly concerned coyote; until we notice her running off with a wallet. (intestines, i think. It stretched.)


One of the highlights of the trip for me, was finding GUS:

oops, let me try that again:

Gus is a salamander!!! In enterprise.

I spent alot of time up there when i was younger, and i've never seen one of these. so it was kind of a shock to me.

Good-Bye Kevin - we will miss you

(Not a Eulogy)

I was told on Monday that tomorrow will be Kevin's last day. I haven't really believed it, but he's still sticking to the story. I still don't want to believe it, as he has been a good friend, and a GREAT fellow employee. Not only will he be leaving us, he is moving out of the state.

Things will NEVER be the same without him insulting us on things that we are already self-conscious about. He has this nack of knowing right where to strike, but it is done with COMPLETE love and devotion so that it doesn't hurt. He speaks his mind, and alot of times it's the same thing you were thinking of, just didn't have the balls to say it yourself. He's not picky about who or what he discusses either. From people's self proclaimed worst traits, to himself.

Thanks for your critisism, and your love!!! It is returned, and you'll be missed.